Yup, pretty much did know everything. Kind of strangled the doll during swadling practice and sent the instructor flying when she turned out the lights for the video and then she proceeded to trip over my laptop extension cord - but all-in-all went pretty well.

Few other things. Instructor said if the kid does not eat for 6 hours - call the doctor; sounded kind of nuts to me. Also, apparently your not suppossed to wash the baby clothes with regular folks' clothes - your suppossed to use more expensive soap on the babies clothes and never mix in even a single mommy or daday pair of socks. Ya right. Wonder if they used to wash the baby clothes in a different river before washing machines were invented.

One good thing though, a whole lot of other first-time Dads look to be just as old and cranky as I am - just not as good looking - and with much less attractive wives.

Always nice to get a visual on shoving a thermometer no more than one inch up the baby's bottom. Can't wait.